As I write this, I've had a couple of beers and some shots of JD. Now, before I go any further, I want to apologize in advance to my friend Frank, who conquered addiction to alcohol years ago, thanks in part to Good Orderly Direction. Since then he has worked to help others who are in the same spot that he was. Thank you Frank for all that you do.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm not an addict to anything, save for the Internet and roasted peanuts. I indulge in things that are approved, like beer, tobacco and industrial music. I also indulge in things that are taboo, like marijuana, porn and fatty red meat. I don't claim to be proud of any of my indulgences. I simply like them. I don't believe that God will condemn me for them.
When I watch a boxing match, I love to see someone get the shit kicked out of them. When I watch football, I love to see the quarterback (of the opposing team) get his shoulder broken during a sack. When I go to a party, I like to drink too much, eat too much, and smoke too much. I have a "live and let live" attitude, but I don't like to see guys kiss, and I LOVE to see women kiss. I don't like to be hit in a fight, but I love to feel my knuckles against a dude's jaw. I like to drive fast in a stick shift car, and I don't like to get pulled over for speeding. I like pulling out in front of someone on a freeway exit, but don't you dare do it to me. I like to watch funny cartoons like Beavis and Butthead and Tom and Jerry, but I hate the corny ones like Rugrats. I believe cursing on TV is okay, and I'm sick and tired of advertisers thinking it's okay to show naked babies in their commercials. I hate the rich and the poor equally. I like being thought of as an asshole, except when it leads to someone treating me like an asshole. Or calling me an asshole.
More things I like:
Lesbians (hot ones)
Peeing outside
Telling dirty jokes
Babies laughing
Kitties purring
Dogs catching frisbees
Playing pranks
Hitting the batter when I pitch
Smoking Marlboros
Smoking Black&Milds
Sleeping till noon
Things I hate:
Bigots
Needing to use the rest room and having to wait
Listening to dumb jokes
Babies crying
Animals biting or scratching me
Falling for a prank
Getting hit by a pitch
Smoking menthols
Smoking Cubans
Waking up early
People preaching to me
If you think anything I do is wrong, I encourage you to reply. I won't try to convince you of anything. I guarantee you won't convince me of anything either.
Again, my apologies to my good friend Frank.
To each their own is always said. It really doesn't matter what a person prefers or doesn't. It's part of what makes that person them. If you do things where other people percieve you to be an asshole, then so be it.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if you care about anyone else's opinion in the first place, or doing "good" unto others, and that's important to you, then maybe you, or I, wouldn't do things we do.
Now, if you're religious, God knows you're going to feel guilty about watching porn and drinking booze. But hey, if a priest doesn't feel guilty about molesting monor aged boys, then what does God care?
My definintion of God.. My God knows humanity, how it works, and how we are. He, or even, "she" wouldn't condemn some human being to an eternal pit of fire based on a lifetime of "mess ups."
There are a lot of worse things you could do. It depends on who you would like judgement from. If you are your own beholder, then you have no problem. And if you'd like to act like a 15 year old boy, or Beavis and Butthead, that's fine with me.